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Filed Under (General) by Rob on 01-05-2009

* If I did, I’d be clinically obese within about 6 months of arriving.

* They sometimes have lethal tornadoes and hail stones the size of oranges.

* There are rattle snakes and poisonous spiders in the woods.

* I might have to start eating mountain oysters, a local delicacy.

* All that country music would eventually drive me insane.



Comments:
1 Comment posted on "I would not like to live in Texas because…"
Phil on May 1st, 2009 at 9:03 am #

Strange, that’s my list of reasons why I’d want to live there.